➵Happy For Once And It's Amazing❁❧

cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

And being dirty. And laughing at my own jokes bc I’m a hilarious motherfucker make-it-happen88

(Source: fingerblaster113, via humoristics)

cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

(Source: fingerblaster113, via humoristics)

WHY ARE BOOBS SO WARM ITS FANTASTIC I HAVE A PERSONAL HEATER ATTACHED TO MY BODY THAT IS SO COOL hehehe only they’re not cool they’re warm and nice handwarmers

rabioheab:

it s abou t damn itme

rabioheab:

it s abou t damn itme

(via humorstop)

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chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

(via thehilariousblog)

bottuhm:

modern romance

bottuhm:

modern romance

(via humorstop)

kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

(Source: kas-a, via generalbooty)

vvni:

Men and Women, stages of fear

Men’s biggest fear is that women will laugh at them. Women’s biggest fear is that men will kill them.” Margaret Atwood#YesAllWomen

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